I'm a comedian based in NYC and frequent LA. I used to work in psychology. Now I write a lot, act, obsessively listen to hip-hop, self-help podcasts, bake cookies (manly cookies, I'm super tough), and am trying to quit video games. I love what I do and love you for visiting this page. Not like love love, but ya know, like platonically and stuff.
So #LA people. I have an 8:25am flight tomorrow from LAX and I'm staying in West Hollywood. Also I'm TSA pre-check certified (freedom ballin'). Race, immigration and bathrooms aside, what time should I leave to the airport in the morning?
So Holy Chit. Last night I got to be on the same show as one of my favorite comedians Daniel Tosh.0, Jim Jefferies, Dane Cook, John Mulaney, Nick Kroll and a bunch of other dope azz comedians at Hollywood Improv Comedy Club ComedyJuice! Daniel Tosh had so many cool pets too. Loves animals and butterflies that guy! Crazy.
In the last 2.5 days I drove 17 hours to do 4, 1-hour long shows across 3 states while memorizing 12 different scenes to film 5 auditions on my iphone 6 in 2 different Air BnB’s alone a room by myself. I did terrible jobs on all accounts, but none the less, I’m gonna give myself props for trying. Thanks to everyone whose been hanging out at shows and skyping in auditions w me :).
I had a romantic date w myself tonight. I really know how to treat em'. Shoutout to Aquinas College Nashville & Alma College for bringin me out to Michigan this week and to Frita Batidos for the kick ass magical Cuban food I stumbled upon! Wowzers.
I measure how tense things are for Muslims based on how my Mom ends her conversations on the phone with me. Last year it was, “I love you,” last week it was, “Be safe,” and last night it was, “Shhhhhh, they're standing above us.”
Crazy couple months peoples! Just found out I'm moving to Los Angeles, California end of January to March/April. Anyone know anyone whose interested in subletting/apt swapping/looking to snuggle in LA?
Been in #LA all week for the #NBC #StandUp Final Showcase. It's been surreal. Congratz and thank you to NBCUniversal Talent Infusion Programs and everyone involved!!!! Right now, it feels good to be me (until January).
Good times in #losangeles this week. Special shout out to my good friends knuckles and yoshi and super star @mondaypunday for letting me crash. These figurines are his incredible meticulously crafted artwork.
Got a call from NBC Friday, missed the call cuz I was in Wyoming building a mini snowman I named Gibbow. Gibbow died soon after overdosing on urine. However, today I called NBC back and found out they're flying me to LA as one of NBCUniversal Talent Infusion Programs! This ones for you Gibbow.